The average American eats about five gallons of ice cream every year. But come on, people: Just five gallons? Are we really challenging ourselves to eat as much sweet, delicious, cool, decadent, instant-happiness-the-minute-it-touches-your-lips ice cream as we can? If breaking your personal ice-cream-eating record is high on your list of summer priorities (and it ought to be!) we've found the tools that can help.

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