Is that the question? We'll take the Obi, thank you very much, in the form of this amazing plum Obi Belt Shirtdress by NatureVsFuture, available at online indie boutique MightyFlirt.com. We love the asymmetrical placket, the lustrous cotton twill fabric, the rich color and, of course, that universally flattering, waist-cinching Obi sash. Wearing something this original and eye-catching instantly makes you pretty much the coolest woman in the room... with the tiniest-looking waist, to boot. Try not to gloat. $220 at MightyFlirt.com.