There's a lot of flavored lubes out there, but let's face it: Most of them taste like plastic (or worse... pina colada-flavored anything is a definite seduction don't). So we were a little skeptical that Sliquid Swirl Green Apple Tart lube would be any different, despite being a) a best-seller at Babeland.com, b) recommended by the Babeland staff — and who knows their lubes if not the pros? c) green apple-flavored, which, in our humble opinion, is the best flavor for anything, ever — for taffy, for Jolly Ranchers, and indeed, for candy of any stripe or persuasion. The upshot? We gave it a sniff, we gave it a lick, and we officially give it a thumbs-up. $14 for four ounces at Babeland.com.