Wouldn't it be great if your bed was like a bossy drill sergeant? It'd bark out orders like "Drop and give me eight hours of uninterrupted sleep!" and you'd just have to obey, or risk demerits. Or better yet: "Where do you think you're going, soldier? It's 6 am! Get back here and snuggle on the double, private!"

If the siren song of your sleeping space sounds more like the "what's your major malfunction" guy from Full Metal Jacket, we've got some ammunition for you: The exclusive camouflage baby blanket from Little Giraffe in super-soft chenille. "Military-inspired" and "cuddly" aren't two words we tend to associate, really, but this blankie fits the bill -- and might even make a sweet gift for a military family member missing a certain soldier's hug. $58 at LaylaGrace.com.